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Plumbing: I Refuse

I HATE PLUMBING. I can do loads of stuff, yeah. I’m really good, in case you hadn’t noticed…like, I can patch a hole in a roof faster than you can say ‘woah, is that a leak?’ I can do repairs… Continue Reading →

Beach Trip Doesn’t Sound Too Bad

Trips out are still pretty rare around here, and for good reason. Some of these people have trouble getting out of bed, let alone going down to the seaside or whatever. Every few months there’s some big event, kind of… Continue Reading →

Playing With Dirt, and Now Aluminium

I was a weird kid. I’m probably weird now, but way back then I was really obsessed with being ‘edgy’ all the time. Like, I didn’t like playing with toys because it was what all the other kids were doing…. Continue Reading →

Once a Party Entertainer…

You’d be surprised how often I can find the old folks here acting childish. It sort of reassures me, actually…I don’t want to get old and become a really stuffy person or whatever. Nah, I want to still have a… Continue Reading →

Gianna’s Makeup Talks

I don’t often get stuck to one person for a whole day, but…it’s happened. Hooray. There’s an old Italian lady called Gianna who just talks constantly. And, like, I mean constantly. Literally. She has this weird compulsion to keep talking… Continue Reading →

Bad TV, Good Lessons

I honestly can’t stand American comedy. Actually I’m not a big comedy fan in general, but all that American stuff is just so…basic, you know? All ‘ha ha, that guy fell over’ and ‘subtle dirty joke, big whoop’. Not even… Continue Reading →

Beauty at the Carnival

Sometimes we have special days where we get all kinds of specialists in, we make a sort of carnival out of it and some of the old folks can even run a stall or service or something. Actually, I think… Continue Reading →

Future Limo Dreams

I was digging through my old stuff the other day when I came across some old schoolwork. No idea why I kept that stuff around, because I hated school and learning in general, but leafing through it was pretty interesting… Continue Reading →

All That Breathing In and Out

New addition at the Old Folk’s Home. It’s kind of mechanical, so guess who has to set it up? Yeah, me. No, it’s fine that I could end up really injuring someone or making them get sick, whatever. This thing… Continue Reading →

Choice, and Picking a Great House

Man, being rich must be hard. They make it look pretty good, but when your bank account is literally full of money…sort of like how mine will be once the band gets super big…that’s a lot of decision making. It’d… Continue Reading →

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