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Playing With Dirt, and Now Aluminium

I was a weird kid. I’m probably weird now, but way back then I was really obsessed with being ‘edgy’ all the time. Like, I didn’t like playing with toys because it was what all the other kids were doing…. Continue Reading →

Once a Party Entertainer…

You’d be surprised how often I can find the old folks here acting childish. It sort of reassures me, actually…I don’t want to get old and become a really stuffy person or whatever. Nah, I want to still have a… Continue Reading →

Gianna’s Makeup Talks

I don’t often get stuck to one person for a whole day, but…it’s happened. Hooray. There’s an old Italian lady called Gianna who just talks constantly. And, like, I mean constantly. Literally. She has this weird compulsion to keep talking… Continue Reading →

Bad TV, Good Lessons

I honestly can’t stand American comedy. Actually I’m not a big comedy fan in general, but all that American stuff is just so…basic, you know? All ‘ha ha, that guy fell over’ and ‘subtle dirty joke, big whoop’. Not even… Continue Reading →

Beauty at the Carnival

Sometimes we have special days where we get all kinds of specialists in, we make a sort of carnival out of it and some of the old folks can even run a stall or service or something. Actually, I think… Continue Reading →

Future Limo Dreams

I was digging through my old stuff the other day when I came across some old schoolwork. No idea why I kept that stuff around, because I hated school and learning in general, but leafing through it was pretty interesting… Continue Reading →

All That Breathing In and Out

New addition at the Old Folk’s Home. It’s kind of mechanical, so guess who has to set it up? Yeah, me. No, it’s fine that I could end up really injuring someone or making them get sick, whatever. This thing… Continue Reading →

Choice, and Picking a Great House

Man, being rich must be hard. They make it look pretty good, but when your bank account is literally full of money…sort of like how mine will be once the band gets super big…that’s a lot of decision making. It’d… Continue Reading →

Fabricating Steel and Whatever

People ask me to do the weirdest things in this job. Like, ‘climb this ladder and take out these wires’, or whatever. Do I look like I have a degree in ladder climbing? Actually I’m pretty good at climbing ladders,… Continue Reading →

So Over Oven Breakdowns

Guess things are getting back to normal, or like whatever normal is for us. People are getting used to the new building and we just got some new staff so I’m back to maintenance. Suits me just fine. Except there’s… Continue Reading →

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