Abe Rules


February 2016

Don’t Associate Me with Makeup

We have this lady called Rosita who seems to like me, for some reason. Like, I only look after her sometimes and all of it is just like ‘here’s your bed linen, I fixed your heater, whatever’, but afterwards she’s always… Continue Reading →

Getting a Sign Stuck in Your Head

The thing I hate most, maybe out of, like, everything? Getting a bad song stuck in my head. There’s this ultra-dumb one on the radio lately about calling someone on a mobile phone, really bad and the lyrics suck. And… Continue Reading →

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