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March 2015

Dumpster Diving, For Attention

I probably don’t need to tell you that I wasn’t a good kid. Like, I was bad. Have I mentioned that before? I feel like I have. Anyway, my one and only holiday when I was a kid was to… Continue Reading →

A Whole Artificial Garden

Now they’re working on the garden, so I guess my dreams of moving to a better place are pretty much in the trash. Eh, whatever. Maybe they decided that moving all of the old folks would be too much for… Continue Reading →

Painting Changes Everything

Oh, and NOW they’re calling in the painters. This is just the worst. One minute they’re promising a move to a new building, and now they’re spending squillions of dollars on making the building barely habitable. My dreams of a… Continue Reading →

Elderly Tree Stories

So now I’m really confused, because instead of knocking the whole place down, they’re…knocking down trees. As in, making a ton of noise while guys with chainsaws hack away at all the foliage. I really hope this doesn’t mean that… Continue Reading →

Wall Art in the Wrong Place

I’m not that good at art, which is really obvious if you look at my work from any time in primary school. Once, I tried to draw a dragon in art class. No, I mean I was in a different… Continue Reading →

Happy Story, or Whatever

Sometimes I wonder how I manage to get any work done when these elderly people keep talking to me. I mean, it’s not like i do a whole lot of work anyway, but…still. I try to be productive, sometimes. Sort… Continue Reading →

What Goes on at a Funeral

Honestly, one of the worst things about working in a nursing home? Losing people. Hey it doesn’t happen every day, and it’s not like I really care about these people anyway, but…seeing an empty bed where just a few days… Continue Reading →

Camp and Sock Problems

So this one time, I was at a camp for musically talented kids. They called it ‘Music Camp’, because why not, and it was actually pretty fun. It was at some place way out in the wilderness, like whoop whoop… Continue Reading →

Electrical Aspirations

Now, electronics…THAT’S something I can do. Sort of. In fact, electrician isn’t even off the cards for my future career choice. I’m no tech genius or whatever, but it’s something I can do. My last foster family before I moved… Continue Reading →

Juvenile Delinquency

I’ve been called a ‘juvenile delinquent’ so many times, the word’s lost all meaning. Or it would’ve, if I’d known what it meant in the first place. Something about breaking things, I dunno. Anyway, I got it a lot from… Continue Reading →

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