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More Drain Woes For Me

Metal rock is so metal. I know our band goes in a totally different direction, being all experimental and cool in its own way, but I do appreciate metal. Sometimes it’s the only thing that gets me through the day,… Continue Reading →

Some Folks Are TOO Energetic

We all know that one person. You know the one…or, like, you will once I describe them. They always have WAY too much energy, like they’re constantly on caffeine. But it’s worse, because they always get up on the absolute… Continue Reading →

The Lady and the Lamp

Everyone’s always complaining about something. Maybe once you get old you just lose that filter or whatever, you know…the one that makes you zip your lip and stop moaning about every little thing. They do it in a nice sort… Continue Reading →

Melbourne’s Premier Home Stylist?

Dunno why, but I always feel like people are judging me in public. Does everyone feel like this? Like, whatever, I can just stare back at them and make them feel uncomfortable, but I can’t shake the feeling that they… Continue Reading →

Trees, Walks, and I’m Bad at Pruning

You know what? I don’t mind walking. As in, as part of my job. Every day there’s a call for anyone who wants to walk around the grounds, and about half of our residents take up the offer (usually the… Continue Reading →

Plumbing: I Refuse

I HATE PLUMBING. I can do loads of stuff, yeah. I’m really good, in case you hadn’t noticed…like, I can patch a hole in a roof faster than you can say ‘woah, is that a leak?’ I can do repairs… Continue Reading →

Beach Trip Doesn’t Sound Too Bad

Trips out are still pretty rare around here, and for good reason. Some of these people have trouble getting out of bed, let alone going down to the seaside or whatever. Every few months there’s some big event, kind of… Continue Reading →

Playing With Dirt, and Now Aluminium

I was a weird kid. I’m probably weird now, but way back then I was really obsessed with being ‘edgy’ all the time. Like, I didn’t like playing with toys because it was what all the other kids were doing…. Continue Reading →

Once a Party Entertainer…

You’d be surprised how often I can find the old folks here acting childish. It sort of reassures me, actually…I don’t want to get old and become a really stuffy person or whatever. Nah, I want to still have a… Continue Reading →

Gianna’s Makeup Talks

I don’t often get stuck to one person for a whole day, but…it’s happened. Hooray. There’s an old Italian lady called Gianna who just talks constantly. And, like, I mean constantly. Literally. She has this weird compulsion to keep talking… Continue Reading →

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