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Once a Party Entertainer…

You’d be surprised how often I can find the old folks here acting childish. It sort of reassures me, actually…I don’t want to get old and become a really stuffy person or whatever. Nah, I want to still have a… Continue Reading →

Maintaining the Cooling…Somehow

I finally get what people find so annoying about this job. I’ve talked to a lot of maintenance guys, and they’re all like ‘man, people are the worst’. And I’m totally on board with that. People are the worst. You… Continue Reading →

Gianna’s Makeup Talks

I don’t often get stuck to one person for a whole day, but…it’s happened. Hooray. There’s an old Italian lady called Gianna who just talks constantly. And, like, I mean constantly. Literally. She has this weird compulsion to keep talking… Continue Reading →

Perth…A Real Place??

Uh, yeah, so…driving to Perth takes a really long time, I’ve just figured out. I was browsing the web for some gigs we could elbow our way into when one came up in Perth. I’ve never actually been there, so… Continue Reading →

The People Have Spoken: Make Pool Fences?

So now everyone at work is all worked up because the elderly folks are protesting. If you were a newcomer, you wouldn’t be able to tell. Actually, I’m pretty sure the visiting families can’t even tell. I only noticed that… Continue Reading →

Bad TV, Good Lessons

I honestly can’t stand American comedy. Actually I’m not a big comedy fan in general, but all that American stuff is just so…basic, you know? All ‘ha ha, that guy fell over’ and ‘subtle dirty joke, big whoop’. Not even… Continue Reading →

Beauty at the Carnival

Sometimes we have special days where we get all kinds of specialists in, we make a sort of carnival out of it and some of the old folks can even run a stall or service or something. Actually, I think… Continue Reading →

We Have Some New Heating Now

It’s that time of year again, when everyone starts complaining that their rooms aren’t hot enough. That’s, like, an all-year-round thing here, but it gets particularly bad at this time. I guess people just really love to be warm. Old… Continue Reading →

Future Limo Dreams

I was digging through my old stuff the other day when I came across some old schoolwork. No idea why I kept that stuff around, because I hated school and learning in general, but leafing through it was pretty interesting… Continue Reading →

All That Breathing In and Out

New addition at the Old Folk’s Home. It’s kind of mechanical, so guess who has to set it up? Yeah, me. No, it’s fine that I could end up really injuring someone or making them get sick, whatever. This thing… Continue Reading →

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